January 6, 2019 Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives expressed shock upon learning fans do not like their online service because they reportedly have not received any complaints from…
December 8, 2018 Gex the Gecko Really Thought This Video Games Award Broadcast Was Gonna Be the One to Announce His Comeback Gex the Gecko Really Thought This Video Games Award Broadcast Was Gonna Be the One to Announce His Comeback MAUI, Hawaii — As the live stream ended for the 2018 Video Game Awards, Gex the Gecko, titular character of the mildly popular Gex video…
November 23, 2018 Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs LAUSANNE, Switzerland — Logitech announced a new Black Friday product, developed in conjunction with Twitch, a microphone that can detect and simultaneously censor out slurs…
November 7, 2018 Borderlands 3 Delayed Until Cover Artist Figures Out How to Draw Guy Shooting Himself In Head In Third Way Borderlands 3 Delayed Until Cover Artist Figures Out How to Draw Guy Shooting Himself In Head In Third Way FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox Software CEO Randy Pitchford tweeted today that production for Borderlands 3 has been stopped until their design team figures out a…
November 6, 2018 Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions NEW YORK — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City to grant Miller his wish…
October 27, 2018 Japanese Holdout Still Fighting Console War for Sega Japanese Holdout Still Fighting Console War for Sega HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam, refusing to believe that Sega…
September 27, 2018 Preview: We Played Two Hours of Red Dead Redemption 2 And You Didn’t Haha Preview: We Played Two Hours of Red Dead Redemption 2 And You Didn’t Haha Today we are giving you a preview of Red Dead Redemption 2, a video game that no one in the world could convince you not…
September 26, 2018 Riot Games CEO Calls Claims of Toxic Workplace Unfounded and Gay Riot Games CEO Calls Claims of Toxic Workplace Unfounded and Gay LOS ANGELES — After weeks of accusations by former employees that Riot Games cultivated a work environment that fostered sexism and general debauchery, CEO Brandon Beck…
September 17, 2018 Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is a Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11 Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is a Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11 Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4, a fantastic game that falls…
