M.J. Amory

Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Continuing its trend of licensed games, Telltale revealed it would be working on a new game…

7 years ago

Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo

NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel…

7 years ago

EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball

NEW YORK — Looking to further expand their foothold in the culture, EA Studio announced it had agreed to help…

7 years ago

New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…

7 years ago

Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts

AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer…

7 years ago

99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders

HAGUE, Netherlands — On trial for a litany of crimes against humanity, ninety-nine year old former GameStop employee Max Sheehan…

7 years ago

SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success

TOKYO, Japan —  SEGA held a press conference today to let the gaming world know that they haven’t learned a…

7 years ago

PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream

BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being…

7 years ago

Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fans of the Destiny series are furious at all signs pointing to Bungie making Destiny 2 a…

7 years ago