M.J. Amory

M.J. Amory

Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ MovieTime For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie

Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie

NEW YORK — After a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar on Monday night, Louis CK has continued his comeback…

7 years ago
New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan PetersonNew Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson

New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…

7 years ago
Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s ComputerCops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

7 years ago
Insufferable Alien Brags About Running Human Universe Simulation on LinuxInsufferable Alien Brags About Running Human Universe Simulation on Linux

Insufferable Alien Brags About Running Human Universe Simulation on Linux

PLUCART SYSTEM — Local alien Blixbor Raxorit once again boastfully yammered on about his Linux-based human life simulator called ‘Earth,’…

7 years ago
God Resigns After Discovery of Old TestamentGod Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

7 years ago
Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering KiosksMarvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks

Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks

LOS ANGELES — On the heels of well-received launches of Marvel shows on Netflix, Hulu and Freeform, Marvel revealed it…

7 years ago
PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange SlursPewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs

BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…

7 years ago
E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three TimesE3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

7 years ago
Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck ThemselvesBungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves

Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves

BELLEVUE, Wash. — After intense player demands and complaints, Bungie finally announced a new addition to the Destiny 2 Eververse…

7 years ago