M.J. Amory

Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives expressed shock upon learning fans do not like their online service because they reportedly have…

6 years ago

Gex the Gecko Really Thought This Video Games Award Broadcast Was Gonna Be the One to Announce His Comeback

MAUI, Hawaii — As the live stream ended for the 2018 Video Game Awards, Gex the Gecko, titular character of…

6 years ago

Twitch and Logitech Partner on Microphone That Automatically Edits Out Slurs

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — Logitech announced a new Black Friday product, developed in conjunction with Twitch, a microphone that can detect…

6 years ago

Borderlands 3 Delayed Until Cover Artist Figures Out How to Draw Guy Shooting Himself In Head In Third Way

FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox Software CEO Randy Pitchford tweeted today that production for Borderlands 3 has been stopped until their…

6 years ago

Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions

NEW YORK  — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City…

6 years ago

Japanese Holdout Still Fighting Console War for Sega

HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam,…

6 years ago

Preview: We Played Two Hours of Red Dead Redemption 2 And You Didn’t Haha

Today we are giving you a preview of Red Dead Redemption 2, a video game that no one in the…

6 years ago

Riot Games CEO Calls Claims of Toxic Workplace Unfounded and Gay

LOS ANGELES — After weeks of accusations by former employees that Riot Games cultivated a work environment that fostered sexism and…

6 years ago

Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11

Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4,…

6 years ago