M.J. Amory

Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan

SMALL APPLE —  A vehicular accident that left taxi driver “Iceman” dead is now being called a suicide after police…

5 years ago

Hard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” Contest

Red Bull has created a contest where fans can upload a 30-second long video for a chance to game with…

5 years ago

Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com

FRISCO, Texas — The writing team for Borderlands 3 has handed in the final draft of the game’s script after…

5 years ago

Leaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off Mountain

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Video of Bethesda CEO Todd Howard strapping MoCap equipment onto a horse and subsequently shoving it off…

5 years ago

CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…

6 years ago

Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

VESTAL, N.Y. — After buying tickets to a 7:20 p.m. showing of Dumbo, a group of teenagers subsequently snuck into…

6 years ago

Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced…

6 years ago

Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor

NEW YORK — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren invited press today to watch her enter into an Animus provided by Abstergo…

6 years ago

Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog

RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other…

6 years ago