M.J. Amory

M.J. Amory

Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion LoanCrazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan

Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan

SMALL APPLE —  A vehicular accident that left taxi driver “Iceman” dead is now being called a suicide after police…

6 years ago
Hard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” ContestHard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” Contest

Hard Drive’s Official Entry Into the Red Bull “Play With Ninja” Contest

Red Bull has created a contest where fans can upload a 30-second long video for a chance to game with…

6 years ago
Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.comBorderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com

Borderlands 3 Script Finished After Day of Browsing KnowYourMeme.com

FRISCO, Texas — The writing team for Borderlands 3 has handed in the final draft of the game’s script after…

6 years ago
Leaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off MountainLeaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off Mountain

Leaked Footage Shows Todd Howard Putting MoCap on Horse and Pushing It Off Mountain

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Video of Bethesda CEO Todd Howard strapping MoCap equipment onto a horse and subsequently shoving it off…

6 years ago
CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching PornCNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn

Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers…

6 years ago
Local Teens Sneak Back Out of HellboyLocal Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

VESTAL, N.Y. — After buying tickets to a 7:20 p.m. showing of Dumbo, a group of teenagers subsequently snuck into…

6 years ago
Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit CardEpic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced…

6 years ago
Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American AncestorElizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor

Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor

NEW YORK — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren invited press today to watch her enter into an Animus provided by Abstergo…

6 years ago
Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the HedgehogFurry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog

Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog

RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other…

6 years ago