The Hard Times Staff

Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games Decade Ago

There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users…

7 years ago

NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…

7 years ago

Girlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in Bedroom

BEDROOM — Local girlfriend Claire Middleton reportedly announced a strict “NR 30 Min” rule at the beginning of an intimate…

7 years ago

No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Stephanie Lee, a mother of three, is set to appear before a high playground court tomorrow to appeal…

7 years ago

Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model

LOS ANGELES — Barry Reynolds, a 23 year old gamer attending his first E3 has officially changed his Facebook relationship…

7 years ago

Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500

If you’re going to be a gamer, you need to know a good deal when you see one. When the…

7 years ago

How Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They Die

  I didn’t want to do it—I really didn’t. I tried to resolve the communication problems I had with my…

7 years ago