The Hard Times Staff

The Hard Times Staff

Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games a Decade AgoStreaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games a Decade Ago

Streaming Pioneer: My Older Brother Forced me to Watch Him Play Video Games Decade Ago

There’s been a lot of talk lately about the growing phenomenon of e-sports and streamers. Tens of thousands of users…

8 years ago
NSA Denies Watching Your Half of ScreenNSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen

NSA Denies Watching Your Half of Screen

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…

8 years ago
Girlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in BedroomGirlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in Bedroom

Girlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in Bedroom

BEDROOM — Local girlfriend Claire Middleton reportedly announced a strict “NR 30 Min” rule at the beginning of an intimate…

8 years ago
No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard DealNo Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal

No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Stephanie Lee, a mother of three, is set to appear before a high playground court tomorrow to appeal…

8 years ago
Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth ModelGamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model

Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model

LOS ANGELES — Barry Reynolds, a 23 year old gamer attending his first E3 has officially changed his Facebook relationship…

8 years ago
Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500

Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500

If you’re going to be a gamer, you need to know a good deal when you see one. When the…

8 years ago
How Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They DieHow Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They Die

How Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They Die

  I didn’t want to do it—I really didn’t. I tried to resolve the communication problems I had with my…

8 years ago