The Hard Times Staff

Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already

A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting…

5 years ago

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

6 years ago

Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3

LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly…

6 years ago

Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

7 years ago

Girlfriend On Phone Quietly Drops $3,000 for Comfier Chairs in Virtual Restaurant

INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has…

7 years ago

REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5

In anticipation of his Feb. 5 return to Twitch, Dr. DisRespect has reportedly already begun his extremely slow rotation of…

7 years ago

Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It

ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new…

7 years ago

Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is

MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People

When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their…

7 years ago