November 25, 2019 Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting his mom has told sources…
September 1, 2018 Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction with the game Super Mario…
June 15, 2018 Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3 Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3 LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly been seen begging for tips…
May 7, 2018 Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds users have reportedly vanished from…
March 3, 2018 Girlfriend On Phone Quietly Drops $3,000 for Comfier Chairs in Virtual Restaurant Girlfriend On Phone Quietly Drops $3,000 for Comfier Chairs in Virtual Restaurant INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has reportedly just dropped $3,000 to…
February 2, 2018 REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5 REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5 In anticipation of his Feb. 5 return to Twitch, Dr. DisRespect has reportedly already begun his extremely slow rotation of his gaming chair, sources confirm.…
January 3, 2018 Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new feature in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: a…
November 15, 2017 Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing is. Sameson accomplished this by…
October 1, 2017 Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their experiences and stimuli shape who…
