Matt Shore

Matt Shore

Due to Ongoing Litigation We Must Refer to This Creature as Speed WeaselDue to Ongoing Litigation We Must Refer to This Creature as Speed Weasel

Due to Ongoing Litigation We Must Refer to This Creature as Speed Weasel

TOKYO 一 As a result of litigation involving Sega Corporation and Paramount Pictures, publications including Hard Drive have been banned…

3 years ago
Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched VillagerGamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the…

3 years ago
Stupidly Named Indie Game Would Have Brought You 300 Hours of JoyStupidly Named Indie Game Would Have Brought You 300 Hours of Joy

Stupidly Named Indie Game Would Have Brought You 300 Hours of Joy

SAN FRANCISCO 一 An indie game that critics have described as “an addictive combination of combat and charisma” and “the…

3 years ago
How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace RelationshipHow Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship

How Banjo and Kazooie’s Ethical Non-Monogamy Saved Their Workplace Relationship

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN 一 Saying that the agreement has helped protect them from past feelings of staleness and frustration in their…

3 years ago
Backstabbing Sociopath Feels Seen by Representation in LokiBackstabbing Sociopath Feels Seen by Representation in Loki

Backstabbing Sociopath Feels Seen by Representation in Loki

NEW YORK — Local backstabbing sociopath Jared Finch reportedly feels represented when he sees Marvel Cinematic Universe character Loki on…

4 years ago
Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal HoaxTermina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon a Liberal Hoax

Termina Resident Convinced Giant, Ominous Moon Liberal Hoax

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

5 years ago
Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite ViolenceCops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence

Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence

CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…

5 years ago
Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For CharityGuy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity

Guy Gaming for 17 Hours Decides He’s Doing It For Charity

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…

6 years ago
Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 DateMan Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

6 years ago