Matt Kenny

Matt Kenny

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 GamesFans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony's shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation…

5 years ago
Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per ScreenMom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen

Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen

METUCHEN, N.J. — After months of struggling to read her iPhone 7, local mother Deborah Freidhof finally adjusted the font…

5 years ago
Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 TrillionMasterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion

Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion

SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the…

5 years ago
Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple Threat MatchReport: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple Threat Match

Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in Triple Threat Match

WASHINGTON — In a sharp rebuke towards his flagging candidacy, only 9% of Democratic voters believe Joe Biden could defeat…

6 years ago
For Sale: Second Controller, Never PlayedFor Sale: Second Controller, Never Played

For Sale: Second Controller, Never Played

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local gamer James Milken posted a gut-wrenchingly sad Craigslist ad for his unused second controller, multiple…

6 years ago
Paramedic Fixes Gamer by Blowing Into Him a Few TimesParamedic Fixes Gamer by Blowing Into Him a Few Times

Paramedic Fixes Gamer by Blowing Into Him Few Times

PEARL RIVER, N.Y. — Local paramedic Amy Rivera tried to resuscitate an unresponsive gamer this morning by blowing into him…

6 years ago
Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM MoveHypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM…

6 years ago
Co-Worker Spawn Camping Donuts at WorkCo-Worker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work

Co-Worker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Social media manager Eric Lomax has been habitually spawn camping the complimentary donuts at his office, numerous…

6 years ago