Matt Kenny

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony's shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation…

4 years ago

Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen

METUCHEN, N.J. — After months of struggling to read her iPhone 7, local mother Deborah Freidhof finally adjusted the font…

4 years ago

Masterclass Slashes Ad Budget Down to $20 Trillion

SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the…

5 years ago

Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in Triple Threat Match

WASHINGTON — In a sharp rebuke towards his flagging candidacy, only 9% of Democratic voters believe Joe Biden could defeat…

5 years ago

For Sale: Second Controller, Never Played

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local gamer James Milken posted a gut-wrenchingly sad Craigslist ad for his unused second controller, multiple…

5 years ago

Paramedic Fixes Gamer by Blowing Into Him Few Times

PEARL RIVER, N.Y. — Local paramedic Amy Rivera tried to resuscitate an unresponsive gamer this morning by blowing into him…

5 years ago

Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM…

5 years ago

Co-Worker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Social media manager Eric Lomax has been habitually spawn camping the complimentary donuts at his office, numerous…

5 years ago