April 9, 2018 Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid LOS ANGELES — Upstart developers Tenth Wonder Games have turned a lot of heads with their debut independent release, a 2D action game that features…
March 9, 2018 Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule CARLSBAD, Calif. — Last month, Rockstar Games announced on their official website that their flagship 2018 release, Red Dead Redemption 2, wouldn’t be making it’s…
March 8, 2018 “Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan “Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan Controversial gaming auteur David Cage has announced a release date for his latest title, “Detroit: Become Human,” a highly anticipated neo-noir game that is being…
February 24, 2018 Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster of the allegation that video…
February 22, 2018 Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even if they do have merit…
February 12, 2018 Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an avalanche site: a perfectly preserved…
January 27, 2018 “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in the foreseeable future, citing it’s…
December 26, 2017 Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks Hey gamers, are you tired of your childhoods being cashed in on by way of cheap reissues and “special” editions? Are you ready for a…
December 23, 2017 EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, after…
