August 27, 2018 Kevin Smith Reveals Shocking Transformation Into Poorly Dressed Thin Man Kevin Smith Reveals Shocking Transformation Into Poorly Dressed Thin Man LOS ANGELES — Cult filmmaker Kevin Smith posted several pictures on his Twitter account yesterday that revealed he has lost fifty pounds and retained his…
August 24, 2018 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video game accessory manufacturer Mad Catz…
July 30, 2018 GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy GRAPEVINE, Texas — Retail gaming giant GameStop has reportedly reserved a claim of Chapter 7 bankruptcy, one of finance’s most buzzed about states. “I’ve…
July 15, 2018 WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being included with the most expensive…
June 6, 2018 Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing a used title of inFAMOUS…
May 29, 2018 Epic Games Releases More Enjoyable Countersuit Against PUBG Corp. Epic Games Releases More Enjoyable Countersuit Against PUBG Corp. After discovering that they’re being sued by the PUBG Corp. alleging that their smash hit release Fortnite infringed on copyrights of theirs, Epic Games has…
May 24, 2018 Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise prominently featured a British female…
May 1, 2018 Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released six years ago, becomes old…
April 17, 2018 Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing GOTHAM CITY, N.J. — Administrators of Gotham General Hospital have issued a statement to the city’s famed vigilante crusader, imploring him to reconsider his stance…
