October 20, 2018 All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo OTTUMWA, Iowa — A historic moment was captured by Time magazine today, as all 24 of Netflix’s paid users gathered in one place for a…
October 17, 2018 Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection SAN FRANCISCO — Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted price. The ‘Pretty Much Grand…
October 15, 2018 Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle PROVIDENCE, R.I. — An online tutorial video has verified that the part of the video game you are currently stuck on was not initially designed…
October 9, 2018 Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom ENCINITAS, Calif. — Keegan Hawk, son of legendary professional skateboarder Tony Hawk, was reportedly horrified after finding and viewing a secret tape he found hidden…
October 4, 2018 Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over Of all the influence the Marvel Cinematic Universe has had on the comic book movie adaptation genre, none have been as much fun to watch…
October 2, 2018 Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise will introduce new features to…
September 30, 2018 NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke has unveiled a crucial addition…
September 19, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4 Spider-Man game that he can’t…
September 3, 2018 Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables WITCHITA, Kan. — Following a recent move, Clark Markson has reportedly grown perplexed at the several dozen HDMI cords he has somehow acquired. “I bought…
