November 16, 2019 George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father had made unsolicited changes to…
November 4, 2019 Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a gamer plagued by a constant…
November 1, 2019 No This Isn’t a Fucking Joker Costume No This Isn’t a Fucking Joker Costume Before one more of you idiots even asks me tonight, let me just set the record straight: no I am not dressed as the Joker…
October 28, 2019 Burger King Introduces New Whopper That Heals You a Little Bit Burger King Introduces New Whopper That Heals You a Little Bit MIAMI — Burger King announced a new variation on their signature cheeseburger this morning that will reportedly cure some, but not all, of your current…
October 24, 2019 Alfonso Cuarón Blasts Angry Birds Film Franchise For ‘Lacking Vision’ Alfonso Cuarón Blasts Angry Birds Film Franchise For ‘Lacking Vision’ LOS ANGELES — Academy Award-winning filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón has caused a stir in the film community after disparaging the artistic merit of the Angry Birds…
October 7, 2019 Method Actor Joaquin Phoenix Rumored to Have Developed Sense of Humor in Preparation for Joker Role Method Actor Joaquin Phoenix Rumored to Have Developed Sense of Humor in Preparation for Joker Role LOS ANGELES — Reports are surfacing from behind the scenes of the hit film Joker that famously committed actor Joaquin Phoenix painstakingly developed a relatable…
October 4, 2019 Gamer at Gender Reveal Party Announces Boycott of Family’s New Female Character Gamer at Gender Reveal Party Announces Boycott of Family’s New Female Character SAN ANTONIO — Mitch Taft, a gamer in attendance at the gender reveal party of his sister’s third child, has announced plans to boycott the…
September 27, 2019 Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from telecommunications giant Verizon, popular television…
September 25, 2019 America Votes to Kick America Votes to Kick WASHINGTON — The PvP squad known as the United States of America, or [USA] for short, has initiated a vote to potentially boot their leader…
