July 21, 2020 Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A programmer who recently had her personal address leaked online was glad that her employment at Naughty Dog ensures she is…
July 18, 2020 GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change WASHINGTON — An internal tribunal has reached a decision and will not grant GI Joe member Snow Job his requested change of alias to something…
July 13, 2020 Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive underbelly of the web known…
July 9, 2020 Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly tells the entire story of…
July 5, 2020 Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to only breaking a single limb…
July 5, 2020 Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated UGANDA — A devout gamer has voyaged to a third world country on a missionary trip to inform the poor villagers there that The Last…
July 4, 2020 AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to screen the first half of…
June 13, 2020 Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly misbehaved children to work with…
June 12, 2020 Gamer Furious to Discover Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality Includes 1,637 Games He Just Bought Last Week Gamer Furious to Discover Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality Includes 1,637 Games He Just Bought Last Week ST. LOUIS — Gamer Kyle Brown was upset to discover that the 1,637 titles he had recently bought from the itch.io storefront were the exact…
