Mark Roebuck

38-Year-Old Man Wishes There Weren’t So Many Damn Children at Disneyland

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A man born in 1983 was reportedly overheard bemoaning the abundance of children in attendance during his…

3 years ago

Gamer Empties 2 Liter of Mountain Dew Into Brita Filter

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — An increasingly health conscious gamer recently began taking a new precaution to ensure his soda would…

3 years ago

Guy Spends First Day at Job Running Around Studying Boss’s Patterns

CHICAGO — Local accountant Frank Tate's first day at his new job was spent mostly running around the office and…

3 years ago

Here’s Why Morpheus Isn’t in the New Jackass Movie

As the fall movie season kicks off and trailers are watched and obsessed over, one big question keeps circulating: why…

3 years ago

Racist Without PS5 Announces Boycott of ‘God of War: Ragnarok’

LOS ANGELES — A bigoted man who does not own a PlayStation 5 has announced there’s no way he’ll play…

3 years ago

Guy Performing Oil Change on Transformer Worried It’s Some Kind of Sex Thing

DETROIT — An employee at a local Muffler Man performing what he initially assumed was routine maintenance on a Transformer…

3 years ago

Travis Barker Releases Video of Himself Absolutely Shredding DK Drums

LOS ANGELES — Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker has lit the video game world on fire by posting a video…

3 years ago

Red Dead Online Update Lets You Eat All the Horse Medicine You Want

NEW YORK — A new update to Red Dead Online will reportedly let users ingest any food or medicinal items…

3 years ago

J. Jonah Jameson Demands More Listicles of Spider-Man for Struggling Daily Bugle Website

NEW YORK — J. Jonah Jameson, the Editor-in-Chief of long running New York City newspaper The Daily Bugle has reportedly…

3 years ago