Mark Roebuck

GameStop Customer Feeling Lonely After Being Left Alone for 45 Seconds

MUNICH — A forlorn customer at a local GameStop store was reportedly feeling ignored and unwanted after being left alone…

3 years ago

Critic Reviewing Their Third Time Loop Game in Week Starting to Wonder What’s Real

CINCINNATI — A video game journalist tasked with reviewing their third consecutive game set in a repeating time loop is…

3 years ago

Bruce Wayne Oddly Insistent on Sending Batman to Space

GOTHAM CITY — A series of bizarre editorials by local billionaire Bruce Wayne has seen him repeatedly claim that Gotham…

3 years ago

Here’s Everything We Know So Far

If you’re anything like us, you have trouble keeping straight everything we’ve officially found out from different companies and people…

3 years ago

Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich

MINNEAPOLIS — Electronics retailer Best Buy has entered the competitive chicken sandwich market by introducing one of their own that…

3 years ago

FDA Warns Stephen Colbert Has Been Watered Down to Unsafe Levels

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Food and Drug Administration has concluded a study on the dilution levels of television host…

3 years ago

Jeopardy! Producers Insist Ridley Too Big to Host Show

LOS ANGELES — With their controversial search for a host to replace the iconic Alex Trebek still in progress, Jeopardy!…

3 years ago

HBO Releases First Screenshot of ‘Last of Us’ Cast Moving Ladder

NEW YORK — HBO sent fans into a frenzy earlier today when they released the first promotional shot of the…

3 years ago

Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo closed its Direct today by revealing that the next set of SNES games becoming available on…

3 years ago