Mark Roebuck

Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99

LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3…

7 years ago

New Battlefield to Take Place Entirely on Message Board

Having shifted locales recently from World War II to modern times and then going back to World War I, DICE…

7 years ago

Remembering the Time Suge Knight Put Hit on PaRappa the Rappa

Not many people know this, but 20 years ago (during turbulent times in both the hip hop and console scenes)…

7 years ago

Villain Can’t Remember Why He Hid Key to Dungeon in Woods

UNDERGROUND LAIR, Ang. — Sources confirm everything was going according to the dark prince Dacucard’s wicked plan last night, as he…

7 years ago

Part Time Street Luge Enthusiast Shocked to Discover He Is Ranked Fourth in the World

Doug Cavanaugh was reportedly surprised earlier today to find his name at number four on the worldwide street luge power rankings,…

8 years ago

16-Year-Old Skateboarder Finds Secret Tape In Airport

CHICAGO - Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails…

8 years ago