Mark Roebuck

Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…

7 years ago

Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”

DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by…

7 years ago

SSX Tricky Fan Paralyzed After Family Ski Trip

BOULDER, Colo. — Teenage gamer Tobias Aldrich severely injured himself after emulating moves he learned in the cult favorite snowboarding game…

7 years ago

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film

LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s…

7 years ago

MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

7 years ago

Backwoods Meth Tweaker Pumped About WWE2K18 Soundtrack

DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most…

7 years ago

Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping

BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2,…

7 years ago

John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

7 years ago

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

7 years ago