Mark Roebuck

Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland

EUGENE, Ore. — The case of Ellie Johnson, the 10 year-old girl that tragically and accidentally disappeared during her recent…

7 years ago

Friend to Spend Next Four Months Telling You How Insufferable Ready Player One Is

LANSING, Mich. — Chuck Cottington, a friend you haven’t liked in years, has made it clear that he will be…

7 years ago

Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega…

7 years ago

Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody

HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…

7 years ago

It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…

7 years ago

RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games

  Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for…

7 years ago

Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to…

7 years ago

I Didn’t Get Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

  An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…

7 years ago

Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the…

7 years ago