Mark Roebuck

Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid

LOS ANGELES — Upstart developers Tenth Wonder Games have turned a lot of heads with their debut independent release, a…

7 years ago

Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule

CARLSBAD, Calif. — Last month, Rockstar Games announced on their official website that their flagship 2018 release, Red Dead Redemption…

7 years ago

“Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan

Controversial gaming auteur David Cage has announced a release date for his latest title, “Detroit: Become Human,” a highly anticipated…

7 years ago

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago

Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them

A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…

7 years ago

Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye

DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an…

7 years ago

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago

Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks

Hey gamers, are you tired of your childhoods being cashed in on by way of cheap reissues and “special” editions?…

7 years ago

EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous…

7 years ago