Mark Roebuck

Kevin Smith Reveals Shocking Transformation Into Poorly Dressed Thin Man

LOS ANGELES  — Cult filmmaker Kevin Smith posted several pictures on his Twitter account yesterday that revealed he has lost…

6 years ago

45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…

6 years ago

GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Retail gaming giant GameStop has reportedly reserved a claim of Chapter 7 bankruptcy, one of finance’s most…

6 years ago

WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund

STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being…

6 years ago

Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop

AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing…

6 years ago

Epic Games Releases More Enjoyable Countersuit Against PUBG Corp.

After discovering that they’re being sued by the PUBG Corp. alleging that their smash hit release Fortnite infringed on copyrights…

6 years ago

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

6 years ago

Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status

KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released…

7 years ago

Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing

GOTHAM CITY, N.J. — Administrators of Gotham General Hospital have issued a statement to the city’s famed vigilante crusader, imploring…

7 years ago