Mark Roebuck

All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo

OTTUMWA, Iowa — A historic moment was captured by Time magazine today, as all 24 of Netflix’s paid users gathered…

6 years ago

Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

SAN FRANCISCO  —  Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted…

6 years ago

Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even Puzzle

PROVIDENCE, R.I.  — An online tutorial video has verified that the part of the video game you are currently stuck…

6 years ago

Tony Hawk’s Son Finds Secret Tape in Parent’s Bedroom

ENCINITAS, Calif. —  Keegan Hawk, son of legendary professional skateboarder Tony Hawk, was reportedly horrified after finding and viewing a…

6 years ago

Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over

Of all the influence the Marvel Cinematic Universe has had on the comic book movie adaptation genre, none have been…

6 years ago

Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

6 years ago

NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

TUCSON, Ariz. —  Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4…

6 years ago

Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables

WITCHITA, Kan. — Following a recent move, Clark Markson has reportedly grown perplexed at the several dozen HDMI cords he…

6 years ago