Mark Roebuck

Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History

An early hands on experience with the upcoming Playstation Classic has revealed a change to one of the system’s most…

6 years ago

Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare

SOUTH BEND, Ind. —  An increasingly deserted GameStop store inside the local University Park Mall has unveiled an innovative strategy…

6 years ago

Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play

TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for…

6 years ago

It’s Time to Cast Black Stan Lee

Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…

6 years ago

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

6 years ago

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

6 years ago

Steam Flash Sale to PayPal You Buck If You Download ‘Trine’

Popular software distribution platform Steam has announced one of its most innovative flash sales to date. This weekend only, users…

6 years ago

MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die

LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60…

6 years ago