Mark Roebuck

Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven

ATLANTA  — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…

5 years ago

Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots

LOS ANGELES —  Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called…

5 years ago

New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as…

5 years ago

Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

BUFFALO, N.Y. —  The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…

5 years ago

Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles

NEW YORK —  Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant…

5 years ago

Vince McMahon Breaks ‘No Blood’ Rule to Count Saudi Money

SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from…

5 years ago

Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a…

5 years ago

Dozens of Teenage Bodies Still Litter Nickelodeon’s Aggro Crag

ORLANDO, Fla. — Several recent rallies have drawn attention to the number of deserted bodies reportedly still on the Aggro…

5 years ago

Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story

ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…

5 years ago