Mark Roebuck

Glass Joe Decapitated in MMA Debut

NEW YORK — Longtime fan favorite amateur boxer Glass Joe was tragically killed less than a minute into his mixed…

5 years ago

Barber Doesn’t Know What the Fuck Guile is Talking About

METRO CITY — A barber at Long Cuts barbershop has reportedly been left confused by legendary martial arts competitor Guile’s…

5 years ago

Nintendo Announces All Mario to be Paper by 2025

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to combat the upcoming environmental changes expected to take place in the Mushroom Kingdom,…

5 years ago

New Video Game Heavily Rumored

THE CITY —  The media is abuzz over escalating rumors of a new software announcement coming from the world of…

5 years ago

Fan of Thing Bad Fan of Thing, Says Fan of Thing

NEW YORK — Larry Duckworth, fan of an undetermined hobby and/or franchise, reportedly informed Jacob Gallow that he was an…

5 years ago

RANKED: All 5 MCU Villains We Can Remember

Spider-Man:Far From Home is the 23rd film in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. With all of those movies to think about, we…

5 years ago

160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List

WASHINGTON — The United States government has added the over 160 million Americans that play video games to a growing…

5 years ago

Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter

SAN DIEGO  — A devoted Mark Hamill impersonator has reportedly spent the entirety of this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con…

5 years ago

Free Game Somehow Rip-Off

SAN FRANCISCO — An unsolicited online review has put forth the controversial opinion that a game which required no monetary…

5 years ago