Mark Roebuck

Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece…

5 years ago

Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol

LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at…

5 years ago

Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low

DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong,…

5 years ago

Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…

5 years ago

Rich Man Has Idea for Documentary About Himself

LOS ANGELES — Tony Yucker, an entrepreneur, influencer, and heir to the massive Yucker fortune, has added filmmaking to his…

5 years ago

2020 Delayed Until Early 2021

NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire…

5 years ago

Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco

AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…

5 years ago

Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times

THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…

5 years ago

UFC to Introduce Items

LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…

5 years ago