Mark Roebuck

Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A programmer who recently had her personal address leaked online was glad that her employment at…

4 years ago

GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change

WASHINGTON — An internal tribunal has reached a decision and will not grant GI Joe member Snow Job his requested…

4 years ago

Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web

DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive…

4 years ago

Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long

LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly…

4 years ago

Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

4 years ago

Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated

UGANDA — A devout gamer has voyaged to a third world country on a missionary trip to inform the poor…

4 years ago

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

4 years ago

Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him

REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…

4 years ago

Gamer Furious to Discover Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality Includes 1,637 Games He Just Bought Last Week

ST. LOUIS — Gamer Kyle Brown was upset to discover that the 1,637 titles he had recently bought from the…

4 years ago