Mark Roebuck

GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering

GRAPEVINE, Texas — As the COVID-19 pandemic continues with no signs of slowing down, GameStop has announced that its patented…

4 years ago

Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an…

4 years ago

Microsoft Introduces Donnie and Luca, the Two Guys Who’ll Be Going Around Collecting Xbox Payments

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft revealed some further details about its new payment plans for its upcoming next generation consoles, introducing…

4 years ago

Tony Hawk Controversially Wins Tournament After Being Allowed Two Dozen Restarts

MIAMI — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk surprised the skateboarding community after winning a tournament by successfully convincing the judges to…

4 years ago

New Study Finds Crows Really Wish They Could Play Video Games

DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. — A study by scientists at Midwestern University has revealed that not only are crows capable of…

4 years ago

Nintendo Direct Leaves Gamer Excited About 14 Games He Won’t Buy When They Come Out

TUCSON, Ariz. —  A recent installment of Nintendo’s Direct series of videos showcasing upcoming software coming to their platform has…

4 years ago

Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services

SAND LAKE, Mich. — Amazon surprised the world today with its announcement of Luna, the cloud based gaming service expected…

4 years ago

We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called

TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed…

4 years ago

Contrarian Having Great 2020

PHOENIX — Despite his entire social circle being overcome with anxiety, dread, and financial instability for most of the calendar…

4 years ago