Mark Roebuck

Eric Trump Hunts Weakened Donald Jr. for Sport

LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…

4 years ago

Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for While

BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced…

4 years ago

MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars…

4 years ago

Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…

4 years ago

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

4 years ago

Remembering Legendary Game Designer Tom Clancy

The video game world has always had creative figures who loomed large and were beloved for their contributions to the…

4 years ago

Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

4 years ago

Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book

LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…

4 years ago

Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing

FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A local guy looking to mix things up has reportedly considered making Dragon Ball Z like…

4 years ago