Mark Roebuck

Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet

DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters…

4 years ago

New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor

NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

4 years ago

Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards

ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational…

4 years ago

Games Award Presenter Christopher Nolan Urges People to Play Games in Theaters on the Big Screen

LOS ANGELES — Presenter Christopher Nolan delivered an ad libbed plea to the audience at tonight’s Game Awards to play…

4 years ago

Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”

REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your…

4 years ago

Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two

DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated

WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…

4 years ago

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago