Mark Roebuck

Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media

DETROIT — Social media user Jerry Clay has reportedly taken to Facebook to explain his online hiatus that none of…

3 years ago

Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People

LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…

3 years ago

Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly Whole Afternoon

KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the…

3 years ago

IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally

SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN has reportedly taken down a post made early this morning featuring new footage…

4 years ago

Newest Weird Jeff Goldblum Commercial Not Even an Ad for Anything

LOS ANGELES — A national thirty second television spot featuring iconic actor Jeff Goldblum does not appear to actually be…

4 years ago

We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought…

4 years ago

Unhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of Tenet

LOS ANGELES — Following the long awaited release of his highly anticipated extended cut of Justice League, a hubristic Zack…

4 years ago

Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…

4 years ago

Mortal Kombat Fan Pissed Robocop Isn’t in the Movie

APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. — A self proclaimed superfan of the Mortal Kombat video game series was reportedly livid after discovering…

4 years ago