Mark Roebuck

Activision Blizzard CEO Mad That Employees Keep Releasing Same Complaints Over and Over

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following a tumultuous week of abuse and harassment claims at the offices of Activision Blizzard, CEO…

3 years ago

Breaking: Jeff Bezos Has Been Murdered by Galaga Ships

VAN HORN, Texas — Reports have been confirmed that Jeff Bezos’ inaugural voyage into space ended abruptly this morning after…

3 years ago

Top 10 Games We Felt Like Listing, Fuck It

Video game lists are what keep the lights on at important gaming websites like Hard Drive. But did you know…

3 years ago

Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks Month’ Plan

PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform,…

3 years ago

Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games revealed that while the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 is definitely happening, the title’s…

3 years ago

NBC Announces 2021 Fall Lineup Will Just Be 2003 Fall Lineup

LOS ANGELES — A public demonstration of their upcoming fall slate of shows has revealed that NBC’s 2021 fall lineup…

3 years ago

Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball

Nintendo recently announced Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, and while that is all well and fine and I am as…

3 years ago

Guy Attempting to Break Guinness Record for Eating Baseballs Under False Impression That Is Thing

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local resident Denny Houser has attempted to enter the annals of history by achieving the world record…

3 years ago

Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off

LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock,  the Disney Plus streaming service…

3 years ago