Mark Roebuck

Vague Facebook Rant Praised by Person Who Inspired It

ATLANTA — An unclear post on Facebook calling out the consideration of others in the community has reportedly drawn the…

3 years ago

Move Over Ray Tracing: Sony Just Trademarked Something Called Gary Tracing

NEW YORK — As Sony and Microsoft compete for market control in the current generation of console gaming, Sony has…

3 years ago

Friend Somehow Beating You at Game They Own

ALBANY, N.Y. — A shocking turn of events has resulted in you losing a game of Madden to your friend…

3 years ago

Free Agent Ethan Coen Signs With the Russo Brothers

LOS ANGELES — After being unable to come to new terms with his brother Joel, Ethan Coen, the hottest free…

3 years ago

Downloading Free Game Causes $30 Data Overage Fee

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — Local teenage gamer Derek Burns invoked a fee after downloading Warzone, the free add-on to Call of…

3 years ago

Nintendo Confirms That Kirby “Feels Everything”

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives issued an odd press release today, confirming that beloved video game icon Kirby “feels every…

3 years ago

Doug Bowser Confirms If You Throw Him in Lava He Will Die

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser has confirmed today that, much like the iconic Mario villain he…

3 years ago

Aging Gamer Wishing He Hadn’t Sold His Soul to Be Good at Guitar Hero

PONTIAC, Mich. — 36-year-old Tyler Martin has reportedly come to regret selling his soul during his youth in order to…

3 years ago

Sony Confirms Halo Infinite Won’t Be That Good

TOKYO — Sony has confirmed what could prove to be one of the biggest scoops of this gaming generation; that…

3 years ago