Mark Delaney

We Need More Games With Couch Co-op in the Event I Ever Make Friends

As technology has improved over the last two decades, video games have changed drastically. Often these changes have been for…

6 years ago

Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition

PITTSBURGH — Local uninsured gamer Geoff Patten, 31, is reportedly considering canceling his pre-order of the standard $60 version of…

7 years ago

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

7 years ago

Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if…

7 years ago

Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending…

7 years ago