Lucas Johnson

Barron Trump Threatens to Continue Growing Until He Gets PS5

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Standing at 6 feet, 7 inches, Barron Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, announced…

3 years ago

Fans of ‘The Crown’ Finally Read the Manga

OXFORD, Conn. — After a massive wave of scanlations hit the internet, fans of the acclaimed Netflix series The Crown…

3 years ago

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

4 years ago