Louie Aronowitz

Louie Aronowitz

Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step SiblingsStar Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

5 years ago
Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’

Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’

MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede,…

6 years ago
Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020

Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020

LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year…

6 years ago
Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court NomineeDemocrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

Democrats Enlist HQ Host Scott Rogowsky to Filibuster Supreme Court Nominee

WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…

7 years ago
Breaking: You Just Lost The GameBreaking: You Just Lost The Game

Breaking: You Just Lost The Game

NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…

7 years ago
Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following CanonStar Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…

7 years ago
All Female ‘Lord of the Flies’ Remake Somehow Still Fails Bechdel TestAll Female ‘Lord of the Flies’ Remake Somehow Still Fails Bechdel Test

All Female ‘Lord of the Flies’ Remake Somehow Still Fails Bechdel Test

LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…

8 years ago