October 12, 2017 Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is flat, and also only moves…
October 7, 2017 Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of…
October 4, 2017 Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue in the state capitol, and…
October 3, 2017 Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer for a local manga convention…
September 24, 2017 Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an astounding rate, forcing many layoffs…
September 19, 2017 Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can be hard to find the…
