February 26, 2018 Logan Paul Apologizes in Advance for Inevitable Blackface Video Logan Paul Apologizes in Advance for Inevitable Blackface Video LOS ANGELES — Controversial YouTube star Logan Paul released another apology video today, this time in advance of an upcoming video that will allegedly include…
January 22, 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 during an impromptu White House…
January 2, 2018 Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase: a brand new Fantastic Four…
January 1, 2018 Peter Molyneux Wins Lifetime Underachievement Award Peter Molyneux Wins Lifetime Underachievement Award NEW YORK — During a conference of international developers this past week, polarizing game director Peter Molyneux was honored with the coveted “Lifetime Underachievement Award”…
December 29, 2017 IGN Reveals Its 104-Way Tie for Game of the Year IGN Reveals Its 104-Way Tie for Game of the Year SAN FRANCISCO — IGN faced controversy this week, as they were unable to determine a unanimous decision for Game of the Year, choosing instead to…
November 21, 2017 Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so it was a surprise to…
November 6, 2017 Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going in a new direction” by…
October 23, 2017 GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins GRAPEVINE, Texas — Video game retailer GameStop announced that for Ubisoft’s highly anticipated game, Assassin’s Creed Origins, it would allow customers to not only pre-order…
October 14, 2017 Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into a trilogy of films based…
