October 14, 2018 Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko Pop Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting a Funko Pop EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this winter, drawing criticism from those…
October 8, 2018 Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online gaming giant Steam announced their annual Columbus Day sale today, honoring the legacy of Christopher Columbus by deleting all of their…
September 11, 2018 Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale WHITERUN — Local guards were called to the scene of an alleged disturbance in the town of Whiterun, only to find a bake sale being…
August 22, 2018 Scarlett Johansson Cast as First Black James Bond Scarlett Johansson Cast as First Black James Bond LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond, taking a groundbreaking new direction…
August 9, 2018 IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4,…
June 16, 2018 Stealth Playthrough Abandoned at First Sign of Trouble Stealth Playthrough Abandoned at First Sign of Trouble HOUSTON — Twitch streamer Sophie Chow completely gave up on a planned stealth playthrough of Far Cry 5 after encountering minor resistance. “I’ve been wanting…
June 12, 2018 Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation LOS ANGELES — Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé suffered a show-stopping gaffe yesterday as his mother interrupted Nintendo’s E3 briefing by vacuuming in front…
June 1, 2018 Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405 Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405 IRVINE, Calif. — Games of Tetris everywhere were held up for hours today as the Long Piece found itself stuck in rush hour traffic on…
April 7, 2018 GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual harassment allegations against team owner…
