Kyle Sekaquaptewa

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago

Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’

TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs.…

7 years ago

Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue…

7 years ago

Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer…

7 years ago

Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber

SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an…

7 years ago

Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish

  Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…

7 years ago