Kyle Sekaquaptewa

Too Soon: Brett Kavanaugh is Getting Funko Pop

EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…

6 years ago

Steam’s Columbus Day Sale Just Steals All Your Games and Gives You Smallpox

BELLEVUE, Wash.  — Online gaming giant Steam announced their annual Columbus Day sale today, honoring the legacy of Christopher Columbus…

6 years ago

Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale

WHITERUN — Local guards were called to the scene of an alleged disturbance in the town of Whiterun, only to…

6 years ago

Scarlett Johansson Cast as First Black James Bond

LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond,…

6 years ago

IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing

SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call…

6 years ago

Stealth Playthrough Abandoned at First Sign of Trouble

HOUSTON — Twitch streamer Sophie Chow completely gave up on a planned stealth playthrough of Far Cry 5 after encountering minor…

6 years ago

Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation

LOS ANGELES — Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé suffered a show-stopping gaffe yesterday as his mother interrupted Nintendo’s E3…

6 years ago

Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405

IRVINE, Calif. — Games of Tetris everywhere were held up for hours today as the Long Piece found itself stuck…

6 years ago

GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago