Kyle Sekaquaptewa

Gamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years Ago

AURORA, Colo. — Local gamer Grayson Cash is reportedly still upset about an NPC he was rude to while playing…

3 years ago

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

3 years ago

Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only…

3 years ago

Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

3 years ago

Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell

PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of…

4 years ago

Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard

FREMONT, Calif. — The new Corsair BM-4050990 mouse, made specifically for gamers and streamers, boasts 128 buttons, according to a…

4 years ago

World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker

PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s…

4 years ago

Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis

LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…

5 years ago

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

5 years ago