Kyle Sekaquaptewa

Kyle Sekaquaptewa

Gamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years AgoGamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years Ago

Gamer Still Thinks About NPC He Was Rude to 10 Years Ago

AURORA, Colo. — Local gamer Grayson Cash is reportedly still upset about an NPC he was rude to while playing…

4 years ago
Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their PayrollHyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

4 years ago
Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health PotionTeammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only…

4 years ago
Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec CallOscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

5 years ago
Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem CampbellLocal Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell

Local Gamer’s Closest Black Friend Still Kareem Campbell

PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of…

5 years ago
Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than KeyboardGaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard

Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard

FREMONT, Calif. — The new Corsair BM-4050990 mouse, made specifically for gamers and streamers, boasts 128 buttons, according to a…

5 years ago
World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop StickerWorld-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker

World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker

PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s…

6 years ago
Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action PenisLive-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis

Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis

LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…

6 years ago
Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some ReasonGuy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

6 years ago