Kyle Gunlefinger

Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out…

6 years ago

Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings

Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are…

6 years ago

Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species

Like many others, I found myself in complete awe of the stories told in the Mass Effect series of video…

6 years ago

Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an…

6 years ago