May 1, 2019 Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out of its outlet and replaced…
January 3, 2019 Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings Lifelong fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were shocked today, as Master Splinter revealed to the world there are actually five turtle brothers in…
December 31, 2018 Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species Mass Effect Gave Me the Courage to Search For Love Outside My Species Like many others, I found myself in complete awe of the stories told in the Mass Effect series of video games. The ones that resonated…
November 2, 2018 Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an attempt to figure out what…
