July 4, 2018 We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most innovative and original skateboarders of…
June 20, 2018 Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Overwatch is a game won by strategy, skills, and a little bit of olâ fashioned teamwork! Thatâs what makes this next story a real heartwarming…
June 5, 2018 Funky Kong Denies All Allegations Through Lawyer Kong Funky Kong Denies All Allegations Through Lawyer Kong DONKEY KONG ISLAND â Facing a growing list of charges from the DKPD, professional surfer and entrepreneur Funky Kong issued a statement through his attorney,…
May 11, 2018 Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten NEW YORK â While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date, financial analyst Michael Kann instead…
April 29, 2018 60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer 60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer COLLEGE STATION, Texas â Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University, which sources have claimed consists…
April 6, 2018 Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration TOKYO, Japan â FromSoftwareâs upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and uninhibited console-destroying experience yet, according…
March 14, 2018 Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It DAVENPORT, Iowa â Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that rug with the roads and…
March 5, 2018 Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There DETROIT â Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area in Rise of the Tomb…
February 25, 2018 Criminal Mastermind Doesnât Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him Criminal Mastermind Doesnât Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him TULSA, Okla. â 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the âheist of the school yearâ late last week, sources allege, after acquiring a Gengar in…
