February 19, 2019 Gamer Girl Toes [DO NOT PUBLISH] Gamer Girl Toes [DO NOT PUBLISH] Dear Hard Drive editors, Here are the pictures you wanted. I don’t have your email addresses so I uploaded this as a draft in WordPress…
February 14, 2019 Installing Linux and 10 Other Sexy Ideas to Set the Mood This Valentine’s Day Installing Linux and 10 Other Sexy Ideas to Set the Mood This Valentine’s Day It’s Valentine’s Day and whether you’re a few dates in or just celebrating your golden anniversary, romancing your partner is a must. Here at WIRED…
January 13, 2019 Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Since the mid 1990’s, IGN has been one of the web’s biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But is that a good thing?…
January 5, 2019 This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally handed in as a draft…
December 25, 2018 Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating numerous copyrights of Sony Corporation.…
December 24, 2018 Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo 3DS won’t be with them…
December 2, 2018 Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties the games to a controversial…
September 23, 2018 Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to Avengers: Infinity War will contain…
