Kyle Erf

PUBG Voice Chat Wins Oscar for Realistic, Powerful Portrayal of Mental Illness

LOS ANGELES — In a stunning first, the voice communication feature of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has taken home the Best Documentary…

7 years ago

Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword

JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

7 years ago

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

7 years ago

Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…

7 years ago

SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In

Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of…

7 years ago

Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

7 years ago

Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

7 years ago

Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow

EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…

7 years ago