Kyle Erf

Gamer Girl Toes [DO NOT PUBLISH]

Dear Hard Drive editors, Here are the pictures you wanted. I don’t have your email addresses so I uploaded this…

6 years ago

Installing Linux and 10 Other Sexy Ideas to Set the Mood This Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine's Day and whether you’re a few dates in or just celebrating your golden anniversary, romancing your partner is…

6 years ago

Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN

Since the mid 1990’s, IGN has been one of the web’s biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But…

6 years ago

This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys

Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally…

6 years ago

Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production

NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating…

6 years ago

Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS

PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo…

6 years ago

Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties…

6 years ago

Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China

BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to…

6 years ago